Two Asses Walk Into a Bar” Premium Pullover Hoodie – Smartass vs. Dumbass™ Unisex Hoodie

Sarcasm never goes out of season — especially when it’s printed on a hoodie built for comfort and laughs. The Keystone Trailhead “Two Asses Walk Into a Bar” Hoodie features our donkey duo, Smartass and Dumbass, in a scene that proves once again: it’s always better to be a Smartass than a Dumbass™.

Made with premium Cotton Heritage fleece, this hoodie is soft, durable, and designed for all-day wear. Whether you’re cracking jokes, hanging out at the bar, or just staying warm, this hoodie brings the sarcasm everywhere you go.

Cotton Heritage M2580 Unisex Premium Pullover Hoodie

Midweight fleece blend for warmth + comfort

Front kangaroo pocket for essentials

Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug, lasting fit

Double-lined hood with adjustable drawcord

Printed in full color with crisp, lasting graphics

Sizes S–3XL

Because sometimes the best punchline is the one you wear.

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!