Haunting Smartasses Hoodie – Skeleton Donkey Halloween Edition

Step into spooky season with a laugh — and a little attitude. The Haunting Smartasses Hoodie features our iconic donkey duo reimagined as skeletons wandering the moonlit trail. It’s eerie, funny, and unmistakably Keystone Trailhead.

Made for comfort and durability, this premium hoodie pairs a soft cotton face with a cozy fleece lining — perfect for chilly nights, haunted hayrides, or just showing off your Halloween spirit.

• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching drawstrings & double-lined hood

Whether you’re the smartass or the dumbass in your crew, this hoodie proves one thing — haunting season never looked this good. 👻

Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!