Bone-Deep Smartass Halloween Hoodie – Oversized Heavyweight

Take Halloween sarcasm to the next level with this oversized heavyweight hoodie. Featuring our donkey duo as skeletons — Smartass still rocking shades, Dumbass still missing teeth — this graphic is loaded with bats, webs, and a haunting moonlit glow. The punchline holds true beyond the grave: “It’s better to be a smartass than a dumbass™.”

This hoodie delivers the perfect mix of warmth, comfort, and attitude. Whether you’re hitting a haunted trail, passing out candy, or keeping cozy by the fire, it’s built for both fall nights and year-round laughs.

Details:

Oversized heavyweight unisex fit

Cotton/poly fleece blend for soft warmth

Double-layer hood and roomy front pocket

Ribbed cuffs and waistband for lasting durability

Premium print quality to keep the Halloween vibe sharp

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!