National Sarcasm Service “How Not to Be a Dumbass” Tee – Keystone Trailhead Co.™

Sarcasm is now an official service. The Keystone Trailhead Co.™ National Sarcasm Service tee delivers a bold message: “It’s better to be a smartass than a dumbass™.” Featuring our iconic donkey duo in a mock government briefing, this shirt guarantees laughs while keeping your style sharp.

Printed on the premium Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee, you get the perfect blend of comfort, durability, and attitude. Soft cotton feel, flattering fit, and built for everyday wear — whether you’re schooling dumbasses, hanging out with friends, or just repping sarcasm as a lifestyle.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!